On fame

Here's the list of famous people (aside from John Depp (he prefers "John")) I have seen at the store and not talked to because I would be instantly fired:
That guy from Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (Tom Petty)
Tom Petty's guitar player (Mike Campbell)
Tom Petty's bass player (Ron Blair)
Those two dudes from Steely Dan (Walter Becker and Donald Fagen)
The guy who played the evil vampire in Blade (Stephen Dorff)
That hot guy from Memento (Guy Pearce)

I shouldn't be telling you all this. Perhaps one of these famous people that I've kinda sorta met is really into googling their own name, and they come across this blog and they're all like, "I'm never going back to that store again because some dude's spying on me or something!" and they tell all their famous friends not to come back, and my boss freaks out because all the famous people have stopped coming to the store, and he calls Tom Petty and Petty's like, "There's some blog that's been getting millions of hits about me coming into your store! It's no longer a safe locale for a famous person of my stature and fame!" and I get fired. I hope that doesn't happen. All of the above famous people that I have seen in the store and not talked to are great dudes. I have not met any famous women. Don't bother trying to come to the store to see famous people, because they all have clever disguises and you'll never figure out which two dudes are the two dudes from Steely Dan, so don't waste your time.