On eating and driving

Yesterday I read a list, put out by MSM, of the 10 worst things to eat while driving. I was excited when I clicked the link, but got disappointed by their terrible list. Here, according to Bill Gates, are the 10 worst foods to eat while driving:

1. Coffee
2. Hot soup
3. Tacos
4. Chili
5. Hamburgers
6. Barbecued food
7. Fried chicken
8. Jelly- or cream-filled doughnuts
9. Soft drinks
10. Chocolate

Here's the link for the full story, if you're interested in their pathetic explanations for their pathetic list.

Soft drinks! I personally have drunk millions of soft drinks while driving. I'm ok. Granted, the list was only rating foods commonly eaten while driving, but if chili and "hot soup" can make it on there, why not pick the worst soup? French Onion soup? I think it'd be way worse, with that crouton sloshing around.

Here's a rudimentary list I came up with. Corinne suggested the #1 spot, the worst food to eat while driving.

1. Crabs (Whole)
2. Hot Oil Fondue
3. Chocolate Fondue
4. Cheese Fondue
5. Japanese Green Tea (with Ceremony)
6. Grapefruit
7. Roasted Pig (Whole)
8. Corn on the Cob (with Butter)
9. Towering Stack of Pancakes (with Syrup)
10. Spaghetti and Meatballs

Suggestions?